First Syncope

• Me: Mum! You know what? I fainted yesterday. I reached for the door because it's locked & Ate Mayette has to come inside, then my shoulders got some cramps or something. Then it hurt so much and I got dizzy then I fell. The next thing I saw was her staring at me and I'm like, 'What just happened?' But shortly I realised what happened on my own.
• Mum (being sarcastic): Hmm. Maybe you have an abnormality or a brain problem or something.
• Me: -_- Thanks, Mum.